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  • Hump Day Work Coffee Mug - 11 Oz., 15 Oz.

    Hump Day Work Coffee Mug – 11 Oz., 15 Oz.

    Price range: $10.04 through $13.29

    Right around Hump Day, aka Wednesday, doesn’t everyone feel like kicking up their feet and not doing any more work? “Hanging up my phone/done answering you” is the motto everyone would like to chant by midweek as they ignore the ringing phones! We know you can’t actually ignore the phone, but use the coffee, cocoa…

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  • Hump Day Work T-Shirt

    Hump Day Work T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Right around Hump Day, aka Wednesday, doesn’t everyone feel like kicking up their feet and not doing any more work? “Hanging up my phone/done answering you” is the motto everyone would like to chant by midweek as they ignore the ringing phones! We know you can’t actually ignore the phone, but wear the shirt and…

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  • Husband Definition T-Shirt

    Husband Definition T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Men! You can’t live with them, but you don’t want to live without them. Or do you? Thinking about letting your husband know you’ve officially reached the end of your rope? Have you tried to talk with no progress? Then it’s time to start wearing this shirt, then maybe FINALLY he will start to listen…

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  • I Can't Fix Stupid ... But I'll Try T-Shirt

    I Can’t Fix Stupid … But I’ll Try T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Does it seem like for every intelligent person in the world there are 1,000,000 stupid ones? Sadly, it does. If only you could fix stupid, but since you can’t here’s a shirt that might at least keep the stupid people away from you when you wear it! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee…

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  • I Hate Ass Kissers Dog T-Shirt

    I Hate Ass Kissers Dog T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Dogs are truly man’s best friend. They never lie, cheat and may only steal some of your food. Yes, they lick their own asses, but they make better companions than ass kissers any day! You can always depend on your dog to have your back and be your true friend! This version features a Rottweiler;…

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  • I Quit Stupid Resignation T-Shirt

    I Quit Stupid Resignation T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    This is the shirt that doubles as your letter of resignation. Wear it on the day you quit or just give it to your boss and see if they can figure it out. It’s a new and creative way to say, “I quit” in a toxic work environment! Get out while you can and before…

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  • I Was Against AI T-Shirt

    I Was Against AI T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Have you been looking around the workplace lately and thinking that your coworkers are either too chatty, annoying or just not that smart? This shirt is for you! If they could be replaced with AI, not only would they not bother you with useless conversation, they will be much more intelligent and less annoying! Artificial intelligence,…

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  • I Write. U Wrong. T-Shirt

    I Write. U Wrong. T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Are you an avid writer or reader who cringes when people abbreviate everything in text messages AND formal writing? Then this shirt is for you. It’s a play on words for a anyone who loves the written language. A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation…

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  • I'm Not Stupid T-Shirt

    I’m Not Stupid T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    We’ve all done it: Sometimes the only way to get people to leave you alone is to act stupid. Thankfully when we do, most people will believe it and leave you alone, leaving you with peace and quiet! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe….

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  • One Nation Under God Patriotic T-Shirt

    One Nation Under God Patriotic T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    While the U.S. is land of the free, doesn’t it feel like not all politicians have the people’s best interests at heart? They are only concerned about collecting a paycheck and lording over everyone. Tell them how you really feel about their so-called leadership with this shirt. A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy…

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  • Scared Shirtless Skeleton Halloween Long Sleeve T-Shirt

    Scared Shirtless Skeleton Halloween Long Sleeve T-Shirt

    Price range: $19.67 through $22.91

    So you DON’T want to wear a costume this year, but you DO want to get in the spirit of Halloween and have some fun, too, like the kids. These shirts are for you! Wear it to ensure you won’t be “Scared Shirtless” when you ditch the costume. Featuring a skeleton and fun Halloween colors,…

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  • Scared Shirtless Skeleton Halloween T-Shirt - Unisex

    Scared Shirtless Skeleton Halloween T-Shirt – Unisex

    Price range: $17.60 through $26.62

    So you DON’T want to wear a costume this year, but you DO want to get in the spirit of Halloween and have some fun, too, like the kids. These shirts are for you! Wear it to ensure you won’t be “Scared Shirtless” when you ditch the costume. Featuring a skeleton and fun Halloween colors,…

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  • Shoot Off Gun and Mouth Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

    Shoot Off Gun and Mouth Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

    Price range: $17.60 through $26.62

    Are you known for your outspoken, biting remarks as well as your awesome marksmanship? Then this shirt will fit you perfectly. Let the world know about all your fiery skills and how well you can fire off your mouth and ammo. A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on…

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  • The New Human: 60% Water 40% Microplastics  Black Mug - 11 Oz., 15 Oz.

    The New Human: 60% Water 40% Microplastics Black Mug – 11 Oz., 15 Oz.

    Price range: $11.53 through $13.45

    It’s kind of scary how microplastics are found in all living creatures. What happens as people ingest and become more and more plastic? There’s a scary thought. The world already had enough plastic people. Will the creature that emerges even be human? Only the future will tell. This mug captures the scary unknown that humanity…

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  • The New Human: 60% Water 40% Microplastics T-Shirt

    The New Human: 60% Water 40% Microplastics T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    It’s kind of scary how microplastics are found in all living creatures. What happens as people ingest and become more and more plastic? There’s a scary thought. The world already had enough plastic people. Will the creature that emerges even be human? Only the future will tell. This shirt captures the scary unknown that humanity…

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  • Tough As Nails T-Shirt

    Tough As Nails T-Shirt

    Price range: $15.76 through $22.71

    Having a nice and sharp looking manicure doesn’t make you girlie. Instead, it makes you a tough as nails girl! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate…

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