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Wouldn’t it be great if all assholes came with a warning sign or notice? Now they can! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability….
You put in the hard work to get your black belt, and it’s time to let the world know not to mess with you! Perfect for any martial artist, whether you love karate, taekwondo, kickboxing or ju-jitsu. Now your badass can be tough and look it without actually wearing your belt with street clothes! A…
Do you like to spend your spare time fishing, and are you often accused of being a “bass turd” or actual bastard? Maybe you are misunderstood, or maybe that’s exactly what you want people to think. Either way, have a little fun with it when you wear this shirt. Who knows? Make everyone laugh, and…
You put in the hard work to get your black belt, and it’s time to let the world know not to mess with you! Perfect for any martial artist, whether you love karate, taekwondo, kickboxing or ju-jitsu. Now your bad ass can be tough and look it without actually wearing your belt with street clothes!…
When Santa’s ho ho ho becomes uh-oh!! We know he’s magical and all, but we’re sure he hits the occasional snag in his business. And in this case, his pants got snagged upon entry into the chimney. It most certainly could have and probably has happened. You’ll have to talk to the big guy himself…
Did you ever eat anything diet approved that actually tasted good? We didn’t think so. Wear this shirt to protest this injustice! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design…
You aren’t always a bitch, but some people are so annoying they can stir her up inside of you. Call this shirt fair warning to anyone who messes with you. If they go too far, the bitch may break loose! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of…
Do you LOVE our Dumb Cracks designs? If so, spread the love with everyone you know by wearing our Dumb Cracks logo T-shirt. It’s definitely one of a kind! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows….
Obviously if they earned a degree, they aren’t a dumbass, but their awesome sense of humor will make them love this shirt! Makes a great graduation gag gift for friends and family. The design was inspired by the original Dumb Cracks logo. A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the…
Obviously if they earned a diploma, they aren’t a dumbass, but their awesome sense of humor will make them love this shirt! Makes a great graduation gag gift for friends and family. The design was inspired by the original Dumb Cracks logo. A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic…
Obviously if they earned a doctorate, they aren’t a dumbass, but their awesome sense of humor will make them love this shirt! Makes a great graduation gag gift for friends and family. The design was inspired by the original Dumb Cracks logo. A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic…
Of course shoving your friend over a cliff isn’t a nice thing to do, but we all know that sometimes even the best of friends can make us crazy and want to do it! Don’t actually push them, though, just get the shirt. Maybe the dark humor will make you and them feel better with…
Right around Hump Day, aka Wednesday, doesn’t everyone feel like kicking up their feet and not doing any more work? “Hanging up my phone/done answering you” is the motto everyone would like to chant by midweek as they ignore the ringing phones! We know you can’t actually ignore the phone, but wear the shirt and…
Men! You can’t live with them, but you don’t want to live without them. Or do you? Thinking about letting your husband know you’ve officially reached the end of your rope? Have you tried to talk with no progress? Then it’s time to start wearing this shirt, then maybe FINALLY he will start to listen…
Does it seem like for every intelligent person in the world there are 1,000,000 stupid ones? Sadly, it does. If only you could fix stupid, but since you can’t here’s a shirt that might at least keep the stupid people away from you when you wear it! A Dumb Cracks original design. The unisex heavy cotton tee…
Dogs are truly man’s best friend. They never lie, cheat and may only steal some of your food. Yes, they lick their own asses, but they make better companions than ass kissers any day! You can always depend on your dog to have your back and be your true friend! This version features a Rottweiler;…
